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Hugo the Carrot Boy, a sideshow
freak, part human, part carrot, longs to know how he got that way.
Based on a clue in a magazine article, Hugo and his venal
sidekick Balthazar, the World’s Mightiest Dwarf, trek to Lake Shore
University to confront the truth and perhaps profit from it.
At Lake Shore University, Julian
Potkin, a fierce anti-technology crusader, plans a rally to protest
genetic engineering going on at the university.
Enter professors Timothy Legend and Alix Fitzsimmons, who would
like nothing better than to sabotage Potkin’s rally for the pure fun
Complicating things is the arrival
on campus of movie star Goldie Hart – dubbed by some the “World’s
Sexiest Woman” – with her own mysterious interest in genetic
Murder ensues, followed by more
murder and chaos, with Timothy and Alix at the center as usual.
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collection of homonym picture puzzles.
Each picture suggests a pair of words and/or
phrases that sound alike but have different meanings.
For example, the title picture shows a bear without
fur. He is a "bare" "bear".
to a nursing home whose elderly, frail residents are disrespected and
mistreated by staff and terrorized by neighborhood toughs, a retired military
man decides he isn't going to take it any more. Then, when an ailing ex-convict,
a sophisticated con man with nothing to lose, joins the home, the stage
is set for sweet revenge, as well as a last chance at romance.
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Timothy and Alix ,
the maverick Lake Shore University faculty duo, stumble onto a murder
after purchasing a Vintage Barbie doll at a yard sale. Things go from
bad to worse when the doll turns out to be one of dozens of copies growing
in the victim's back yard, and mysterious creatures suddenly begin tearing
up the university campus. With the help of Weisenheimer, Timothy's world-class
artificial intelligence network, the two academics must stay ahead of
an environmentally conscious mafia boss, who turns out to be the murder
victim's brother-in-law, and a secret government organization, if they
expect to uncover the truth.
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continental United States)
Two Jungian psychoanalysts in the Lake Shore University
clinical psychology department are working on a secret project when
one of them, Dr. Templeton, begins to suspect that something sinister
is going on. Before he can confirm his suspicions, he is murdered by
none other than the venerable dean of students in front of 2000 witnesses
at the annual freshman orientation assembly. Contradicting all of these
including the maverick faculty duo Timothy Legend and Alix Fitzsimmons,
the dean claims he is innocent. Soon more Jungians are
murdered, and it becomes clear that someone is combining the techniques
of lucid dreaming with the properties of the Jungian model of the human
psyche in order to control minds. Timothy and Alix are plunged into
the bizarre and impossible world of Carl Jung's "collective unconscious"
where, with the help of the Weisenheimer artificial intelligence project,
they must either defeat the culprit or become the next victims.